








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3041 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3789 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2927 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3770 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,856,733 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | parker | 61% | 75 |
| #2 | Trappy | 61% | 66 |
| #3 | The Deal | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Friendle | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | SillyBoy123 | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | parker | 61% | 75 |
| #2 | Trappy | 61% | 66 |
| #3 | The Deal | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | Friendle | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | SillyBoy123 | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SillyBoy123 | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | The Deal | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Trappy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trappy | 275 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | parker | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | The Deal | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Friendle | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | SillyBoy123 | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SillyBoy123 | +2.99 | 92 | 54 |
| #2 | I3LUFF | +2.76 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | Friendle | +2.52 | 76 | 53 |
| #4 | Trappy | +0.94 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | parker | -0.00 | 77 | 61 |





