








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 596 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9253 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8750 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6570 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6403 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,404,414 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 789 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | X1nF1_L1X | 51% | 55 |
| #12 | SOPOT X | 51% | 126 |
| #13 | Jek | 50% | 62 |
| #14 | Johnny Sins | 49% | 65 |
| #15 | ™ | 47% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kami | 678 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | BushMan | 358 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | Johnny Sins | 312 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jek | 292 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Lune | 261 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lune | +1.88 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Old Doc | +1.40 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | Jek | +1.03 | 46 | 51 |
| #4 | BushMan | +0.89 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | SOPOT X | +0.41 | 64 | 50 |





