








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 62 | 14% |
| Smokes | 110 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 203 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 62 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,498 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axiaa | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Akyria | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | ks9 | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Ofacy | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | UZWEX | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akyria | 194 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #2 | ks9 | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ofacy | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Prim | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Axiaa | 7 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akyria | +5.21 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | UZWEX | +3.84 | 64 | 57 |
| #3 | Axiaa | +2.34 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | Ofacy | +2.11 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | $ilicon_Moloch | -0.77 | 52 | 37 |





