








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1210 | 25% |
| Smokes | 681 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1603 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1391 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $733,027 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanVman | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | reS | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | NayMs | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanVman | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | reS | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | NayMs | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NayMs | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | DanVman | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NayMs | 136 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | DanVman | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | reS | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanVman | +2.82 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | reS | +1.37 | 89 | 66 |
| #3 | Womba | +0.17 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | NayMs | -1.28 | 77 | 52 |





