








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,018 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2185 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3613 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2435 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1785 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,179,569 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | młody murzyn | 60% | 73 |
| #2 | Man I love Ferran | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | Arbuzz88 | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | Noname | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | UNFCSD | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | młody murzyn | 60% | 73 |
| #2 | Man I love Ferran | 53% | 47 |
| #3 | Arbuzz88 | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | Noname | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | UNFCSD | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | młody murzyn | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Arbuzz88 | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Man I love Ferran | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Noname | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | UNFCSD | 3 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | młody murzyn | 356 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | Arbuzz88 | 112 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Man I love Ferran | 78 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Noname | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | UNFCSD | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arbuzz88 | +6.55 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Man I love Ferran | +3.21 | 51 | 47 |
| #3 | młody murzyn | +3.10 | 62 | 54 |
| #4 | Noname | +1.60 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | UNFCSD | +0.57 | 62 | 33 |





