








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 339 | 25% |
| Smokes | 446 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 192 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,271 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutmeg helmet | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | 흑기사 | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | 4BDN | 63% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nutmeg helmet | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | 흑기사 | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | 4BDN | 63% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 흑기사 | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | 4BDN | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | nutmeg helmet | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 흑기사 | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #2 | 4BDN | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | nutmeg helmet | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4BDN | +5.60 | 65 | 16 |
| #2 | nutmeg helmet | +3.73 | 72 | 14 |
| #3 | 흑기사 | +1.12 | 43 | 14 |
| #4 | Dr_Cerberus | -2.98 | 16 | 19 |





