








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 787 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8168 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8617 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9249 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 10673 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,061,015 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonathan crisp | 807 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | Anabolic Gamer | 420 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | ArdyXX | 270 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Romegon | 203 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ghengis Khan | 151 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonathan crisp | +2.79 | 62 | 50 |
| #2 | Romegon | +2.12 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | Joe | +0.50 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | Pαvi | +0.28 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | ArdyXX | +0.07 | 66 | 58 |





