








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1372 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1137 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1237 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,582 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lanciezz | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | yofaus | 48% | 82 |
| #3 | Fruity | 45% | 88 |
| #4 | Euphey | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lanciezz | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | yofaus | 48% | 82 |
| #3 | Fruity | 45% | 88 |
| #4 | Euphey | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yofaus | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Euphey | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Lanciezz | 3 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | Fruity | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fruity | 205 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | yofaus | 111 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lanciezz | 54 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Euphey | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yofaus | +2.56 | 58 | 52 |
| #2 | FORG | +0.21 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | Lanciezz | -1.18 | 76 | 48 |
| #4 | Euphey | -1.90 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | Fruity | -2.13 | 38 | 53 |





