








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 21% |
| Smokes | 163 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 131 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,865 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lama™ シ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Steve Alter | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | lò.óky.- ルカス | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | Putin, Putout | 42% | 12 |
| #7 | Мишель Лённеберга | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sym๏̯͡๏ | +3.91 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Steve Alter | +2.47 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | lò.óky.- ルカス | +1.22 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | Мишель Лённеберга | +0.98 | 29 | 49 |
| #5 | vKhaOzz | -1.24 | 56 | 50 |





