








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 32% |
| Smokes | 388 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 356 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,255 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Aksub | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | MaSa | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | BOT Lerssi | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | Johku | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Aksub | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | MaSa | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | BOT Lerssi | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | Johku | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Lerssi | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | MaSa | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Johku | 1 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Lerssi | 122 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | MaSa | 49 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Johku | 12 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | Aksub | 5 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Repa | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyzoner | +4.33 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | MaSa | +0.99 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | BOT Lerssi | +0.68 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Aksub | +0.10 | 53 | 36 |
| #5 | Johku | -2.76 | 57 | 58 |





