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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1392 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2398 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3308 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2894 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,464 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteevAC | 62% | 214 |
| #2 | Money Gros | 60% | 82 |
| #3 | TyRa ✿ | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | Sryde | 58% | 99 |
| #5 | nth | 57% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Money Gros | 60% | 82 |
| #3 | TyRa ✿ | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | Sryde | 58% | 99 |
| #5 | nth | 57% | 268 |
| #6 | 人生は一度だけ | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nth | 50 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | SteevAC | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Sryde | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Money Gros | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | TyRa ✿ | 7 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nth | 1161 | 0.23 | 29 min |
| #2 | SteevAC | 414 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Sryde | 279 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | TyRa ✿ | 235 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Money Gros | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poudj | +3.77 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | 人生は一度だけ | +1.11 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | SteevAC | +0.83 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | nth | +0.04 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | Sryde | -0.08 | 81 | 55 |





