








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11526 | 45% |
| Smokes | 6027 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3028 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5080 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,024,643 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wondersals | 62% | 158 |
| #2 | mexon:> | 60% | 127 |
| #3 | dream kid | 59% | 273 |
| #4 | Layr1f | 57% | 99 |
| #5 | cLutchk1ng- | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wondersals | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | dream kid | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | mexon:> | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | xcel 轴 | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | cLutchk1ng- | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dream kid | 1230 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | cLutchk1ng- | 433 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #3 | wondersals | 426 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | mexon:> | 377 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | Layr1f | 174 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyouraa | +2.51 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | mexon:> | +2.49 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | cLutchk1ng- | +1.37 | 77 | 75 |
| #4 | Layr1f | +1.35 | 85 | 54 |
| #5 | wondersals | +1.24 | 77 | 56 |





