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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 220 | 37% |
| Smokes | 112 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 121 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,139 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JobMole:() | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | petu | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Savipää | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | ziki | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | GGrönä | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JobMole:() | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | petu | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | Savipää | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | ziki | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | GGrönä | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Savipää | 1 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ziki | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | GGrönä | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Savipää | 4 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | petu | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | JobMole:() | 3 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petu | +6.14 | 82 | 45 |
| #2 | Savipää | +2.63 | 59 | 28 |
| #3 | ziki | +0.82 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | Setti-Matias | -0.66 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | GGrönä | -0.67 | 73 | 52 |





