








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1096 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11672 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9820 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8270 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4939 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,671,366 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prowlers | +1.44 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Broozkej | +1.04 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | Hugeboy Hueston | +0.54 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | churros dad | +0.51 | 64 | 53 |
| #5 | Boofus | -0.43 | 69 | 67 |





