








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 217 matches | ||
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10055 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6439 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5860 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4889 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,623 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | kenny | 74% | 80 |
| #14 | God K | 74% | 57 |
| #15 | Lady In Red Tox1C | 67% | 70 |
| #16 | ☆♂♀♡JW☆♂♀♡ | 62% | 52 |
| #17 | arLan | 54% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PorA | 16 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | SHROOOOD | 15 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | jin | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | ronaldwonglo | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | j1x | 10 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Malok | +4.52 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | jin | +4.35 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | SHROOOOD | +3.80 | 90 | 50 |
| #4 | kOBe | +3.77 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | PorA | +3.76 | 89 | 56 |





