








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1920 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4063 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4680 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4671 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3979 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,913,143 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAIJUN | 71% | 97 |
| #2 | ✪DiDi | 59% | 143 |
| #3 | D1NES3N | 57% | 244 |
| #4 | Gamerboy | 56% | 163 |
| #5 | Mini Troels | 53% | 411 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAIJUN | 71% | 97 |
| #2 | ✪DiDi | 59% | 143 |
| #3 | D1NES3N | 57% | 244 |
| #4 | Gamerboy | 56% | 163 |
| #5 | Mini Troels | 53% | 411 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mini Troels | 42 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Gamerboy | 16 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ✪DiDi | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | D1NES3N | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | XAIJUN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1NES3N | 808 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | Mini Troels | 660 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #3 | Gamerboy | 491 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✪DiDi | 257 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | XAIJUN | 149 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAIJUN | +2.34 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | ROTTTE | +2.33 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | Mini Troels | +0.69 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Gamerboy | +0.45 | 78 | 64 |
| #5 | D1NES3N | +0.25 | 59 | 67 |





