








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1291 | 41% |
| Smokes | 822 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 586 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 476 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,888 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biometrical | 63% | 24 |
| #2 | imAFatty | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | UUUUUU | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | T-800 | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Murtus | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryoma | 15 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | Murtus | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | Stattrak™ AK-47 | Golgolvigolv | 7 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | SK Cirkus Galaxy | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Biometrical | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UUUUUU | +2.61 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | imAFatty | +1.57 | 56 | 69 |
| #3 | E-girl Amy | +1.11 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | ryoma | +1.08 | 40 | 50 |
| #5 | Murtus | +0.92 | 85 | 62 |





