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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 612 | 22% |
| Smokes | 796 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 691 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,164 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kado | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | SirWolfram | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | UiPath | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Patorrikku | 62% | 85 |
| #5 | wideswinger_64 | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patorrikku | 201 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | ackermanLevi | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | SirWolfram | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | ★ Hypro Augy ★ | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | wideswinger_64 | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wideswinger_64 | +3.86 | 92 | 43 |
| #2 | Patorrikku | +2.39 | 90 | 40 |
| #3 | Kado | +2.05 | 82 | 45 |
| #4 | HybridSteven | +1.89 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | SirWolfram | +1.70 | 58 | 57 |





