








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3629 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4589 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2450 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2728 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $931,033 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaLk | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | Madik | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | Potao | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | I love Peaches | 50% | 111 |
| #5 | Ayann | 49% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 4 nades no idea | 49% | 41 |
| #7 | I suuuuuuck | 48% | 126 |
| #8 | CS2 Digma Mindset | 41% | 27 |
| #9 | Alin | 38% | 48 |
| #10 | "Believe when I say" | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I suuuuuuck | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Ayann | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | I love Peaches | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | 4 nades no idea | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | vaLk | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ayann | 547 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | I love Peaches | 453 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | I suuuuuuck | 237 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | 4 nades no idea | 201 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Alin | 137 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaLk | +1.26 | 71 | 46 |
| #2 | haimereJ | +1.13 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | I love Peaches | +1.04 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Madik | +0.62 | 90 | 77 |
| #5 | Ayann | +0.47 | 59 | 61 |





