








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3369 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2869 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3219 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,097 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex17 | 73% | 120 |
| #2 | mrpotato44 | 66% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex17 | 73% | 120 |
| #2 | mrpotato44 | 66% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex17 | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | mrpotato44 | 8 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex17 | 282 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | mrpotato44 | 81 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yamada | +2.90 | 70 | 50 |
| #2 | Alex17 | +2.54 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | mrpotato44 | -1.22 | 37 | 20 |





