








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,590 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3431 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3262 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3498 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3399 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,512,168 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoughFire; | 73% | 602 |
| #2 | 1993 Suzuki Cappuccino | 68% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoughFire; | 73% | 602 |
| #2 | 1993 Suzuki Cappuccino | 68% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoughFire; | 19 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | 1993 Suzuki Cappuccino | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoughFire; | 1572 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #2 | 1993 Suzuki Cappuccino | 858 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoughFire; | +8.22 | 94 | 67 |
| #2 | Tom Lee | +1.37 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | 1993 Suzuki Cappuccino | -1.05 | 56 | 63 |





