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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2889 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2464 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2217 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1613 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,836,562 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | White-Rose | 55% | 71 |
| #2 | Verstappen peek | 55% | 97 |
| #3 | Chrollo | 53% | 81 |
| #4 | Shiivax | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | Monkaient | 52% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monkaient | +4.59 | 76 | 57 |
| #2 | White-Rose | +2.44 | 89 | 67 |
| #3 | Léza rabes sous frozen | +0.89 | 60 | 54 |
| #4 | Verstappen peek | +0.16 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | Chrollo | -1.06 | 78 | 75 |





