








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 347 | 16% |
| Smokes | 378 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 792 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 637 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,646 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0$$ | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Jonsu | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | Ps1cho | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Helmet | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | MrCraaks | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | kuus1k | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | Piikov | 42% | 69 |
| #9 | WillOwispss | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | Mogo | 25% | 8 |
| #11 | lobotoman | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piikov | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | MrCraaks | 5 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | kuus1k | 3 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Helmet | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Ps1cho | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piikov | 139 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | kuus1k | 57 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | StRangeR | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | lobotoman | 26 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ps1cho | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StRangeR | +3.16 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | Ps1cho | +2.39 | 64 | 62 |
| #3 | Piikov | +1.84 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | 0$$ | +1.44 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | Mogo | +1.30 | 72 | 65 |





