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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 196 | 21% |
| Smokes | 188 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 263 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,101 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OezdatSSJ | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | •★ Vaping_Banana ★• | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | !Artur - NaChODuDe*TDS-Studio.co | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | FynnJ | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | R4C3r. | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FynnJ | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | R4C3r. | 40% | 5 |
| #6 | -|sc|-airmax | 0% | 3 |
| #7 | AraqZ | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | Hoptimist (_j78) | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FynnJ | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FynnJ | 24 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | OezdatSSJ | 21 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | AraqZ | 18 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #4 | •★ Vaping_Banana ★• | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | !Artur - NaChODuDe*TDS-Studio.co | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AraqZ | +6.12 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | •★ Vaping_Banana ★• | +3.60 | 78 | 43 |
| #3 | OezdatSSJ | +3.02 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | !Artur - NaChODuDe*TDS-Studio.co | +2.08 | 84 | 46 |
| #5 | [OG] S c R iiX | +0.02 | 83 | 59 |





