








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 820 | 22% |
| Smokes | 922 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 867 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1121 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,729 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | CzechElement | 43% | 21 |
| #10 | H0n7ajs | 42% | 26 |
| #11 | Michelin chef | 38% | 37 |
| #12 | m1kousek | 33% | 6 |
| #13 | fantomlya | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H0n7ajs | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Michelin chef | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Mogarisho | 1 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | m1kousek | 1 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | PAVEL | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fantomlya | +2.94 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | PAVEL | +2.87 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | Warmix | +1.76 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | Klex | +0.73 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | Men 2 | +0.66 | 75 | 66 |





