








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1089 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1122 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1141 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 671 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,246 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamarkk | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | ꜱᴋɪ | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | faken Lez | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamarkk | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | ꜱᴋɪ | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | faken Lez | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faken Lez | 4 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Jamarkk | 3 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | ꜱᴋɪ | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꜱᴋɪ | 43 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #2 | faken Lez | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jamarkk | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ʎɯɯɐS | +0.36 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | faken Lez | +0.30 | 57 | 34 |
| #3 | Jamarkk | +0.17 | 48 | 24 |
| #4 | ꜱᴋɪ | -0.99 | 49 | 48 |





