








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8819 | 47% |
| Smokes | 4825 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 750 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 4536 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,450,071 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negan6 | +2.96 | 67 | 51 |
| #2 | Maï | +2.13 | 80 | 37 |
| #3 | 2X Kyron sans le ron | +1.63 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 | +1.36 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | KoKoro | +1.13 | 53 | 77 |





