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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 964 | 27% |
| Smokes | 729 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1122 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 790 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,406 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪KaiKor✪ | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | RayB | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | Marcus Ulpius Traianus | 43% | 69 |
| #4 | JaruśBiceps ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪KaiKor✪ | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | RayB | 46% | 65 |
| #3 | Marcus Ulpius Traianus | 43% | 69 |
| #4 | JaruśBiceps ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marcus Ulpius Traianus | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | JaruśBiceps ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | RayB | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RayB | 528 | 0.40 | 12 min |
| #2 | Marcus Ulpius Traianus | 218 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | JaruśBiceps ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ | 68 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪KaiKor✪ | 15 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RayB | +2.71 | 57 | 69 |
| #2 | Marcus Ulpius Traianus | +1.16 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | JaruśBiceps ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ | +0.13 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | KaiKor_1337 skins.army | -2.00 | 25 | 70 |
| #5 | ✪KaiKor✪ | -2.92 | 22 | 77 |





