








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 610 matches | ||
| Premier | 563 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 197 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 60,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21688 | 36% |
| Smokes | 12293 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 15598 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 11331 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,308,711 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huppy069 | +3.76 | 63 | 78 |
| #2 | LΛ⅃ ツ | +2.29 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Badboy | -0.42 | 30 | 49 |
| #4 | Cʜɪᴍɪᴄʜᴀɴɢᴀ ♊ | -1.37 | 38 | 68 |
| #5 | B1GGY | -1.83 | 71 | 43 |





