








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1192 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2817 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1060 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1568 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1451 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,765 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ram | 47% | 77 |
| #2 | Rem | 46% | 127 |
| #3 | Zero | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | squtiel | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | JTizzle24 #LLJW | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rem | 46% | 127 |
| #3 | Zero | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | squtiel | 36% | 11 |
| #5 | JTizzle24 #LLJW | 35% | 23 |
| #6 | Ƨtɘvɘs ツ | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rem | 19 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Ram | 19 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rem | 428 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ram | 62 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | JTizzle24 #LLJW | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | squtiel | 36 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ƨtɘvɘs ツ | 26 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ram | +3.52 | 75 | 45 |
| #2 | squtiel | +2.99 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | Ƨtɘvɘs ツ | +1.61 | 70 | 54 |
| #4 | Rem | +0.24 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | Zero | -0.73 | 82 | 62 |





