








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,542 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2874 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5172 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4295 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4733 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,007,503 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 429 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Roosenu | 46% | 213 |
| #8 | EoxZ | 44% | 50 |
| #9 | Runar Tvålfager | 42% | 59 |
| #10 | 3rk0 | 42% | 140 |
| #11 | Wanda | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Kfars✪ | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | SleepyDead | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | 3rk0 | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ♠🖖jonsku①③③⑦😎☠ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ✪ Exinom | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SleepyDead | 743 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | ✪Kfars✪ | 569 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Roosenu | 189 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | 3rk0 | 147 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Exinom | 145 | 0.08 | 5 min |





