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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1119 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1235 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,091 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | on fournem | 40% | 60 |
| #2 | 새콤짱 | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | lucyyyy | 33% | 12 |
| #4 | Lomel1nis | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | on fournem | 40% | 60 |
| #2 | 새콤짱 | 39% | 23 |
| #3 | lucyyyy | 33% | 12 |
| #4 | Lomel1nis | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | on fournem | 12 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | 새콤짱 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Lomel1nis | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | lucyyyy | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | on fournem | 160 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lomel1nis | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | lucyyyy | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | 새콤짱 | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 새콤짱 | +2.26 | 61 | 21 |
| #2 | Lomel1nis | +0.98 | 50 | 44 |
| #3 | on fournem | -0.47 | 20 | 45 |
| #4 | COLD | -2.37 | 9 | 41 |
| #5 | lucyyyy | -7.96 | 1 | 15 |





