








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 922 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1754 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1154 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1171 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,921 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pascal, fils de Pascal | 83% | 12 |
| #2 | The-Silvernova | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | FlowzoRR` | 69% | 39 |
| #4 | BΔNΞ | 67% | 12 |
| #5 | rCz' | 62% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rCz' | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | FlowzoRR` | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Pascal, fils de Pascal | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | The-Silvernova | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rCz' | 269 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | vickzerh ukrain ftw | 232 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | FlowzoRR` | 177 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | KRIZE✨ | 143 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | The-Silvernova | 60 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rCz' | +3.44 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | FlowzoRR` | +2.98 | 80 | 78 |
| #3 | The-Silvernova | +2.00 | 87 | 72 |
| #4 | JulD | +1.93 | 87 | 56 |
| #5 | KRIZE✨ | -0.95 | 67 | 48 |





