








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 412 | 35% |
| Smokes | 305 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 164 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 286 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $179,818 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ムサ [MYS] | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | bl-ade | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | speed | 67% | 15 |
| #4 | StiX | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | core | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maël | 107 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | core | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | SiNNNnn | 63 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | jxlixn0.1k | 30 | 0.31 | 1 min |
| #5 | bl-ade | 27 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murlis | +1.86 | 48 | 74 |
| #2 | Falcon | +1.62 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | Yannick | +1.24 | 87 | 82 |
| #4 | Maël | +1.24 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | ムサ [MYS] | +1.10 | 87 | 77 |





