








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3140 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1326 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1642 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 944 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,009,897 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT SirRaZor | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | trill. | 51% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT SirRaZor | 58% | 24 |
| #2 | trill. | 51% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trill. | 31 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | BOT SirRaZor | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trill. | 197 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | BOT SirRaZor | 72 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT SirRaZor | +6.50 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | dingus | +1.20 | 62 | 42 |
| #3 | trill. | -0.89 | 32 | 17 |





