








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12993 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5386 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 8760 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8487 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,421,824 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vvw | 61% | 192 |
| #2 | RazzaH | 56% | 243 |
| #3 | Brett Flexin’ | 55% | 284 |
| #4 | fraff | 50% | 237 |
| #5 | Dak | 49% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brett Flexin’ | 813 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #2 | vvw | 753 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | RazzaH | 636 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | Dak | 278 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | fraff | 196 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vvw | +2.43 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | RazzaH | +2.12 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | rico mimosa | +0.96 | 43 | 63 |
| #4 | fraff | +0.48 | 67 | 30 |
| #5 | Dak | -0.79 | 55 | 43 |





