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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1301 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1532 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 906 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 324 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,513 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sels de Gruissan | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Fleur de Sel | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | Rooster | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | werf99 | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sels de Gruissan | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Fleur de Sel | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | Rooster | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | werf99 | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werf99 | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Sels de Gruissan | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Fleur de Sel | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werf99 | 145 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sels de Gruissan | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rooster | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fleur de Sel | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sels de Gruissan | +1.93 | 52 | 70 |
| #2 | werf99 | +0.43 | 34 | 47 |
| #3 | Rooster | -0.14 | 44 | 48 |
| #4 | HermanTheWorm | -0.32 | 32 | 53 |
| #5 | Fleur de Sel | -0.74 | 52 | 33 |





