








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 628 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3849 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 3108 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,757 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Deisukey | 49% | 70 |
| #3 | Octa.Vita | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | あらいぐま | 44% | 154 |
| #5 | MoooooSport CaseOpening.com | 39% | 75 |
| #6 | Yacine CaseOpening.com | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | あらいぐま | +3.00 | 66 | 50 |
| #2 | Yacine CaseOpening.com | +1.88 | 94 | 23 |
| #3 | Octa.Vita | +0.81 | 72 | 40 |
| #4 | Deisukey | -0.18 | 35 | 47 |
| #5 | Le Remede CaseOpening.com | -0.30 | 41 | 34 |





