








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,710 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7227 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2740 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4628 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3115 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,819 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arskab | 52% | 46 |
| #2 | Baltune | 50% | 86 |
| #3 | conor | 45% | 258 |
| #4 | Scoober | 44% | 452 |
| #5 | shady | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Baltune | 50% | 86 |
| #3 | conor | 45% | 258 |
| #4 | Scoober | 44% | 452 |
| #5 | shady | 44% | 72 |
| #6 | Zen989 | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scoober | 135 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | conor | 34 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | shady | 13 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | Baltune | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Zen989 | 6 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conor | 1219 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #2 | Scoober | 964 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #3 | Baltune | 367 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #4 | Zen989 | 255 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | shady | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arskab | +2.90 | 94 | 54 |
| #2 | the great shadow wizard | +1.29 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | Baltune | +1.29 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | conor | -0.31 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Scoober | -1.49 | 51 | 52 |





