








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7953 | 47% |
| Smokes | 4671 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 615 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 3541 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,663 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyra | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | Vaidas20 | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | Nero | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyra | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | Vaidas20 | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | Nero | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyra | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Vaidas20 | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Nero | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyra | 195 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | Nero | 178 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Vaidas20 | 28 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ERD0 | +2.20 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Zyra | +0.01 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | Nero | -1.11 | 59 | 65 |
| #4 | Vaidas20 | -4.72 | 63 | 47 |





