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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 481 | 27% |
| Smokes | 581 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,384 of utility $389 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huono peluri | 47% | 51 |
| #2 | Keke | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | häkkinen | 46% | 80 |
| #4 | McNutLovin | 37% | 46 |
| #5 | Nari-C | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huono peluri | 47% | 51 |
| #2 | Keke | 47% | 77 |
| #3 | häkkinen | 46% | 80 |
| #4 | McNutLovin | 37% | 46 |
| #5 | Nari-C | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | häkkinen | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | huono peluri | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Keke | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | McNutLovin | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Nari-C | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McNutLovin | 290 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #2 | häkkinen | 286 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Keke | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | huono peluri | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Nari-C | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McNutLovin | +2.47 | 64 | 83 |
| #2 | lennu | +0.21 | 58 | 47 |
| #3 | Keke | -0.12 | 54 | 50 |
| #4 | häkkinen | -0.23 | 55 | 64 |
| #5 | huono peluri | -1.38 | 60 | 56 |





