








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 83 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 42% |
| Smokes | 9 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 7 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $54,108 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Holm_goran | 33% | 9 |
| #4 | Sakul | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Pelbei | 0% | 2 |
| #6 | Mr.Meth | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | Giriga Sorken | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giriga Sorken | 2 | 0.0308 |
| #2 | Mr.Meth | 2 | 0.0465 |
| #3 | Pelbei | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holm_goran | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mulla Mohammed Omar Akhund | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Pelbei | 11 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sakul | 6 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Giriga Sorken | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holm_goran | +6.12 | 60 | 58 |
| #2 | Pelbei | +2.68 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | Sakul | +1.61 | 44 | 46 |
| #4 | Vietcong Soldier | -2.02 | 27 | 32 |
| #5 | Mulla Mohammed Omar Akhund | -2.40 | 66 | 41 |





