








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 224 | 11% |
| Smokes | 634 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 870 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,083 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble! | 46% | 214 |
| #2 | persløkka.pekk.å.pålegg2,0 | 43% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble! | 46% | 214 |
| #2 | persløkka.pekk.å.pålegg2,0 | 43% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble! | 28 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | persløkka.pekk.å.pålegg2,0 | 23 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bubble! | 231 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | persløkka.pekk.å.pålegg2,0 | 195 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yAppeR | +3.08 | 32 | 22 |
| #2 | Bubble! | -0.80 | 27 | 41 |
| #3 | persløkka.pekk.å.pålegg2,0 | -3.87 | 44 | 35 |





