








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 703 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 879 | 30% |
| Smokes | 518 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 859 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 633 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,255 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1033 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gedi5 | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Srekys | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Domas.# | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Dėdė Deivis | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gedi5 | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Srekys | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Domas.# | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Dėdė Deivis | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gedi5 | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Srekys | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Domas.# | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gedi5 | 69 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Domas.# | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Srekys | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dėdė Deivis | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gedi5 | +2.44 | 80 | 45 |
| #2 | Srekys | +2.19 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | Not f0x ♥ | +1.17 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | Domas.# | -1.97 | 51 | 68 |
| #5 | Dėdė Deivis | -4.06 | 45 | 37 |





