








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
806 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 30% |
| Smokes | 619 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 584 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 489 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $352,444 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tengil | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Jonsson | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | P3n | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tengil | 104 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | P3n | 40 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jonsson | 34 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | MöLLkaN | 32 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jaspan | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P3n | +1.82 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Lil Finga | +0.83 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | MöLLkaN | +0.27 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | Jonsson | -0.28 | 57 | 49 |
| #5 | Jaspan | -0.98 | 81 | 59 |





