








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3499 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4108 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2013 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2442 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,078 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee Dee eX #hand_of_god | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | zombi[R] | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | <G'91>W4n_L | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Wh!t3. | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | N3wro | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gee Dee eX #hand_of_god | +4.03 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | KnighT | +1.64 | 49 | 71 |
| #3 | <G'91>W4n_L | +0.94 | 37 | 29 |
| #4 | zombi[R] | -0.84 | 69 | 37 |
| #5 | Wh!t3. | -1.03 | 33 | 70 |





