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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1341 | 30% |
| Smokes | 434 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1299 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1338 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,452 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lez | 53% | 195 |
| #2 | Cool Recruit | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | greycbb | 47% | 75 |
| #4 | Googen | 42% | 74 |
| #5 | Lolzee | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lez | 53% | 195 |
| #2 | Cool Recruit | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | greycbb | 47% | 75 |
| #4 | Googen | 42% | 74 |
| #5 | Lolzee | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lez | 73 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | greycbb | 27 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | Lolzee | 25 | 0.0392 |
| #4 | Googen | 16 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Cool Recruit | 8 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lez | 355 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | greycbb | 206 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Googen | 102 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lolzee | 91 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cool Recruit | 72 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lez | +3.35 | 75 | 34 |
| #2 | Cool Recruit | +1.24 | 34 | 41 |
| #3 | 🅽🆄🆉🅸 | +1.21 | 73 | 37 |
| #4 | Googen | +0.25 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | greycbb | -0.25 | 60 | 56 |





