








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 266 | 15% |
| Smokes | 320 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 688 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 502 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $138,993 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murat L. | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Durakin | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Anjoh bumaye | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | K1NGSOSA | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murat L. | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Durakin | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Anjoh bumaye | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | K1NGSOSA | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anjoh bumaye | 4 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NGSOSA | 30 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #2 | Anjoh bumaye | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Durakin | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Murat L. | 11 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murat L. | +1.73 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | GODSYLA | +0.88 | 72 | 46 |
| #3 | Anjoh bumaye | +0.38 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | K1NGSOSA | +0.24 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | Durakin | -0.90 | 75 | 57 |





