








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 232 | 17% |
| Smokes | 356 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 398 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 394 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,873 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loupák | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | OlajideOlayinkaWilliamsOlatunji | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | UNSUKSEKSFUL | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | Patrik Štefan #1 overall | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Svobi | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OlajideOlayinkaWilliamsOlatunji | +4.97 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | UNSUKSEKSFUL | +2.98 | 87 | 51 |
| #3 | HolmesGOD | +0.86 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Loupák | +0.45 | 42 | 62 |
| #5 | Svobi | -0.32 | 46 | 60 |





