








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1329 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3011 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1387 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2011 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,842 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AI_Dusty | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Chromosome Maxxing | 68% | 40 |
| #3 | Nea is the Killer | 56% | 89 |
| #4 | miw | 53% | 257 |
| #5 | sira | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AI_Dusty | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | Chromosome Maxxing | 68% | 40 |
| #3 | Nea is the Killer | 56% | 89 |
| #4 | miw | 53% | 257 |
| #5 | sira | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miw | 69 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | Nea is the Killer | 13 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | sira | 10 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | AI_Dusty | 7 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | Chromosome Maxxing | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miw | 931 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | sira | 148 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nea is the Killer | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chromosome Maxxing | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | AI_Dusty | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miw | +5.29 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | Nea is the Killer | +3.23 | 46 | 38 |
| #3 | Chromosome Maxxing | +3.09 | 70 | 12 |
| #4 | AI_Dusty | +1.01 | 51 | 16 |
| #5 | aNa | -0.72 | 34 | 37 |





